Let us roast your startup now!

Choose Your Path to Strategic Laughter (and maybe an Exit)!
Tired of silence in your Zoom calls? Is your pitch deck lacking that oomph that says, 'I understand the absurdity'? At Startoopia, we turn your struggles into viral gold. Pick the package that aligns with your desired level of self-awareness (and investor attraction).

Pre-Seed

You're just starting to fuel your existential dread, still figuring out if "stealth mode" means hiding from investors or your co-founder.

$999

/ one-time

What's included:

1× Micro-Roast Script (500 words): A concise, devastating critique of your deck, vision, or beard length.

1× Video Outline Concept: A skeletal structure for a 60-second viral short. We call it an MVP (Minimal Viable Punchline).

1× AI-Generated Roast Video: One of our characters takes aim at your pitch, team, traction, market, and business model. Brutal. Beautiful. Budget-friendly.

Series A

You've raised capital. Now raise the bar for startup satire. We'll distract from your burn rate with expertly crafted comedic content.

$1999

/ one-time

What's included:

1× Master Roast Script (1,500 words): A masterful deep-dive into your "industry-disrupting" product and your "visionary" jargon.

1× Full Video Script & Storyboard Concepts: A detailed 2–3 minute production plan, complete with visual gags, character notes, and a projected virality index™.

1× AI-Generated Roast Video: A 2–3 minute cinematic takedown of your startup's quirks, featuring one of our signature AI characters.

Unicorn

You're scaling fast and burning brighter than your Series C budget. Time to go out in comedic flames with a mythical meltdown.

$2999

/ one-time

What's included:

1× Legendary Roast Script (2,500 words): A meticulously researched, savage yet sophisticated narrative that'll make your competitors cry-laugh.

1× Full-Scale Video Production Blueprint: Script to shot list, design, and everything your internal marketing team wishes they could do.

1× AI-Generated Roast Video: A 4–5 minute cinematic roast of your empire — team, market, valuation, delusion, and all.

1× Custom Character Creation: Turn your founder persona into an AI-generated legend.

Startup Comedy Unleashed

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